Jalopnik
Author's Note: On August 5, 2009, Jalopnik's Question of the Day was, "What's the Best Automotive Tool?" My response earned the largest flurry of comments, plus the clique reward of "Star Commenter" status after less than a month's active participation on the site. At any rate, it's a true story and a perfect example of the murphy's-law-induced comatose fog my life is usually embroiled in...