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LJ Archive - 12/15/05: The Carol of the Cell Phone
The Carol of the
Piece of rat shit
I should not have switched
Call can’t be completed at this time,
There were four bars
Your call has failed
There are four bars!
Motorola’s nuts
Criminal fucks
Wasted my bucks
Gotta be stoned -
Can only talk to self
Better check the stupid voicemail
Could almost cry
Your call has failed
Gouge out my eye
Want to so bad
Snap it in half
Worst one I’ve had
And static oeuvres
Are getting fucking old
Wouldn't dare to try me once again
You fucking lie
Your call has failed
Now you must die
Coming like rain
Rend you in twain
Sanity’s gain
