LJ Archive - 12/15/05: The Carol of the Cell Phone

posted by Tony L. on Thu, 12/15/2005 - 00:00


The Carol of the Bells Cell Phone

Stupid new cell phone could suck it
Piece of rat shit
I should not have switched

Call can’t be completed at this time,
Call can’t be completed at this time,

Your call has failed
There were four bars
Your call has failed
There are four bars!

Cingular sucks
Motorola’s nuts
Criminal fucks
Wasted my bucks

Who the fuck cares about ringtones
Gotta be stoned -
Can only talk to self

Look at all the missed incoming calls
Better check the stupid voicemail

Your call has failed
Could almost cry
Your call has failed
Gouge out my eye

Snap it in half
Want to so bad
Snap it in half
Worst one I’ve had

Camera’s only mediocre
And static oeuvres
Are getting fucking old

My patience has been wearing very thin
Wouldn't dare to try me once again

Your call has failed
You fucking lie
Your call has failed
Now you must die

Eight pounds of pain
Coming like rain
Rend you in twain
Sanity’s gain